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Tuesday, April 16, 2013

Boston Bombers are ASSHOLES.

What. The. 

Once again, we are reminded of the incredible genius lurking in the brains of some animals in our world. Doesn’t it take super smarts to work out an equation such as this? 

anger + hatred = lemme kill and maim somebody 

Brilliant! Hate your local abortion clinic? Bomb the place because killing the folks who work there MAKES. PERFECT. SENSE. I must kill people who kill! Dumb asses.

Despise Western culture and capitalism? Bomb federal buildings or crowded market places because blowing people’s bodies apart is the surest way to bring an end to an economy in which people other than the evil dictator have an opportunity to get rich. And nothing will stop infidel women from wearing shorts like a good mass murder. Morons.

Now, let’s say that the Boston bombing had domestic foundations—such as a distaste for the US government’s income tax requirement, as some pundits have posited. Well, then. There is obviously no better method for protesting all things American than by blasting an 8-year-old to bits and shearing off his 6-year-old sister’s leg. Idiots! 3 people were killed and more than 180 injured. For WHAT? There is no such thing as a sane reason.

No matter who is behind the heinous attack on innocent by-standers at the Boston Marathon, I’m sure we can all come together in our desire to see the bastard(s) located and put away. Somewhere dark and dank and shit-filled. For life. With endless loops of Lee Greenwood’s I’m Proud to be an American playing for eternity. Whoever you are, you spineless, fucking coward, you don’t deserve a second of freedom on American soil—or anywhere on earth.

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